W&G Day 6: 'Bambi-na' -- A cute girl with eyes and legs like Bambi

Only six days after their arrival, we said 'sayonara' to mom and Joe.  Jonce and I took them to the airport and enjoyed a helping of pork cutlet curry before they went through security.  On the drive back, Jonce and I discussed plans for the rest of their stay with us.  We had about a day and a half together before they met up with Katie Jean's cousin on the other side of Tokyo.  Jonce and I enthusiastically decided that we MUST stay in a sleep pod hotel.  The girls found and reserved a really cheap one in Asakasa (East Tokyo). 

Asakasa Flashback
I must come clean...before I go on any more I need to catch up on a small adventure us young bucks experienced on Thanksgiving night.  Since we weren't able to visit Asakasa on the day we went to Tokyo, we decided to go check it out.   

Getting gussied up for the night.  We convinced Jonce to at least trim his beard so he didn't look like a charity case.


While walking around Asakasa, we came across this lady playing music outside of her store.  The beauty of her playing stopped us dead in our tracks.  We literally just stood there, dumbfounded, for at least 5 minutes. 

Jonce and Katie Jean outside of Asakasa's main temple "Sensoji."  It is one of Tokyo's oldest temples as it was originally built in the 7th century. 

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While we were walking around it started raining...A LOT!  Although we were prepared for a little rain, I ended up having to go and buy one more big umbrella (I think I have 10 umbrellas at this point).  We walked around a little more, but were still getting wet so we holed up in a Mcdonalds for a while before heading back to Tsukuba for the night. 

Bambi-na: A cute girl with eyes and legs like Bambi
Okay, now that I got that off my chest I can continue...where was I...? SLEEP PODS IN TOKYO! That's right, now I remember.  We all got packed up and was just about ready to go when the girls mentioned one thing they wanted to do before we left Tsukuba.  Kate looked at me with deer-like eyes, batted her eyelashes and said "Bambi-na!"

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'Bambi-na' is a photo booth that the girls discovered a couple nights prior (the night of unspeakable karaoke in Tsukuba). 

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After you take photos you are given a couple minutes to add all manners of goofy things to them.  The final product is nothing short of a masterpiece.

Here is a collage of our session.  Click on it for a larger view.  One of the funniest things about the photo booth is that it automatically detects/enlarges your eyes and whites out your skin.  As you can clearly tell, we had fun adding all sorts of things to the photos.  My favorite is the 'emo' hair that got added to Jonce in the upper left corner. 

I prefer my Asakasa dry
Satisfied with our photo shoot, we boarded the train bound for Asakasa.  This time there was no rain, which made our exploration of the area much easier.  I lead everyone in the direction of the main canal that cuts through the area.  We found our sleep pod hotel, dropped off our bags, and dilly-dallied around for a while. 

Hanging out on the illuminated staircase of the Asahi Golden Flame (officially the "Flamme d'Or", unofficially the "Big Lump of Crap") building. 

After sightseeing, we dropped in on a restaurant with purely Japanese menus.  I flexed my Japanese speaking muscles, but we somehow ordered too much alcohol an accident.  All things considered, ordering too much alcohol is the best kind of mistake a person can make. 

A more enjoyable karaoke experience
There was a "Big Echo" karaoke shop pretty close to our hotel, so we convinced Jonce and Katie Jean to give karaoke another shot. 

Hallway leading to our room on the 4th floor of Big Echo. 

Perhaps the most interesting thing about singing karaoke is actually learning what the songs say.  Here is a picture of Jonce and I singing a song with the lyric "ghetto princess" in it.  

A couple of things are givens when it comes to Japanese karaoke.  Beer will always be involved, the re-verb is turned up way too high, and everyone will spend 90% of the time standing on the seats.

Forget a king size, just give me a sleep pod.
With my vocal chords properly destroyed from singing yelling screaming the songs at karaoke, we walked back to our hotel.  It was time to FINALLY drift away into a peaceful slumber in a sleep pod.  This experience has been on the top my list of things to do in Japan for a very long time.  Truth be told, they weren't true sleep pods for a couple subtle reasons, but they were still awesome. 

Left: Jonce putting his clothes in his allotted locker.  Right: View from the head of the bed. 

View from the foot of the bed.  Each pod had its own television, radio, light, digital clock, and alarm.

The men's pod room housed 8-12 pods.  Apparently there were some other men in our room, but Jonce and I never heard a peep.  The women's pod room was separate and had about the same number of pods.  Between us was a community sink.  Bathrooms and showers were located on different levels because the hotel was in a tall, slender building.      

As I laid in the pod I thought about how much life can change in one day.  It was only that morning that my mother and Joe left for America.  At that moment they were somewhere over the Pacific and I was in a sleep pod in Tokyo with Jonce and the Katies.  I pondered this for a moment before I skimmed through the most recent Popular Science (nerd, I know) and passed out.  

-Seth

W&G Day 4: American Thanksgiving in Japan
{[(~+* POST # 50! *+~)]}

Thanksgiving Day was upon us.  Out of everything that we had planned for the week, this proved to be the most ambitious endeavor.  Coincidentally, Chelsae's parents were also visiting Japan during this week AND our friend Akira and his wife wanted to experience an American Thanksgiving.  This brought our attendance up to a whopping 13 people for the meal.  It doesn't seem very impressive by normal American standards, but it's quite impressive considering our situation here.

We rented a large room with a full kitchen to accommodate our celebration.  Four ovens and stove tops were working simultaneously in three separate rooms to cook all of the turkeys, pies, and casseroles.  I was constantly on the phone, sending runners, or dashing from room-to-room myself.  I felt like an army general coordinating a strike on three war fronts.  Aside from difficulties with the gas ovens in the rental room, we functioned as a well oiled Thanksgiving-preparation machine.   

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Katie Jean preparing her now famous 'crustless pumpkin pie'. 

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The girls enjoying some sashimi that Akira brought.  Although he really wanted an American Thankgiving, he thought it was appropriate to add a little Japanese flavor. 

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Just hanging out, waiting for the rest of the food to be done. 

Here we are carving up one of the birds.  We purchased two 7-lb turkeys for dinner, mere babies compared to their American counterparts.  Would you like to guess what the total was for both turkeys...?  I will give you some options for your guess:

A)  $25     B)  $30     C)  $50     D)  $65

Take a moment to decide (and don't cheat, cheater)...    
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OK!  Times up!  

The correct answer was D) $65!  This is more than 4X the price of turkeys in the U.S. (e.g. a 16lb turkey cost $17.66 in 2010).  In fact, the cost of our turkeys surpassed the average cost of a full thanksgiving meal in the U.S. ($43.47 - American Farm Bureau)  Cost aside, we were determined to do Thanksgiving the right way.

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Classic food line; Round 1:  Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, broccoli casserole, salad, and cranberry sauce.

As with all holiday gatherings, there are two potential outcomes.  In one scenario the turkey is moist, smiles are on everybody's face, and joyous chatter fills the room.  It is the picture perfect holiday feast. 





However, there is an alternative outcome.  One where the smallest mis-speak could result in a full on fistfight, babies crying everywhere, drinks get knocked over...oh, and the turkey is as dry as the Sahara. 





Lucky for us, and babies everywhere, Thanksgiving dinner was absolutely amazing.  Before we dug into the food, we went around the table and everyone said what they were thankful for.  Of course, it got emotional as many of us ended up crying, myself included.  There was just so much to be thankful for: visiting family, delicious food, amazing friends, wonderful jobs, loving family and friends back in the States, ect., ect., ect. The list of blessings is endless.

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 Thanksgiving Day posse. Clockwise from left: Matt, Chelsae, Gavin, Shelby, Reagan, Joe, Mom (empty seat, taking photo), Kate, me, Jonce, Katie Jean, Masako, Akira.

I asked my mom what her favorite activity in Japan was, and why.  I think her response sums up the day quite well.  

" THANKSGIVING!  Best Thanksgiving ever for me!!  I got to be around my boys, and their lovely Katies, and my lovely Joe!  I guess my co-workers were really worried about me flying with cans of black olives and cranberries, etc. in my suitcase.  They were sure they would see me on the 6 o'clock news as the latest pipe bomb terrorist or something.  Anyway, all the Thanksgiving preparation, all the people cooking in different kitchens, the quirky ovens that kept shutting off, the $65.00 turkeys.....fun!  The wonderful people at dinner, the "what are you thankful for" confessions, the laughing, and hugs...all amazing. "

Amazing indeed!  Definitely the most memorable Thanksgiving in my life.  More to come!

-Seth

W&G Day 5: Tsukuba Walk-O-Thon, AIST Tour, and Tako Yaki

I know what you are thinking.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Seth, you forgot to post W&G Day 4!  What are you...an idiot!?  Don't you know that 4 comes after 3?"  

First of all, yes I do know that 4 follows 3 (I learned this in college).  Secondly, I also know that 50 follows 49 (...again, college).  In case you didn't notice, this will be my 49th post.  I'm breaking my strict Chronology Clause as defined in the "Tsukuba-Dooba-Doo Bill of Writes" because I wanted my 50th post to have a little more pizazz than normal.  It will be about Thanksgiving, so loosen your belts in preparation.  However, for now, bare with me as I skip ahead one day.  

W&G Day 5
This day was the last full day that my mom and Joe would be in Japan.  As usual, we put a very ambitious plan together.  In order to do everything we wanted to do we had to walk a lot.  Therefore, I made sure that we would be making frequent pit stops along the way.  We started off the day with some breakfast at Anderson's bakery down the street followed by a stroll in Doho Park.
 
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Japanese Maple in Doho Park.  Katie and I vowed to plant one of these at our house once we get back to the U.S.  They are awesome.

Next we headed to the central campus of AIST to the science museum called AIST Science Square. 

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These are the two mascots for AIST.  The question mark emphasizes the need to ask questions in life and the exclamation point represents the pursuit of the answers.  I've heard that there names are "Aris" and "Totle" after the famous scientist Aristotle. 

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Learning about the humanoid robots developed at AIST.

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Jonce with the therapeutic robotic seal called "Paro."  He responds when you call his name and pet him. 

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Discussing the development of a more efficient bike pedaling design. 

Following the science museum we went to the AIST Geological Museum which houses an impressive collection of rocks and minerals.  This is where you really separate the nerds from the norms.  It is always difficult to keep people from yawning their way though the whole thing.  I can't help but think of my grandfather, the geologist, every time I go in there.  I know he would find it all very fascinating. 

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At least I could nerd out with Jonce.

From AIST Central we walked over to where my office is located, AIST East.  It was just about lunch time when I brought everyone into the my room.  This is also the room where many people in the Turbomachinery Group eat lunch.  As we walked through the doors, my coworkers looked at me, then at Jonce, then at me again and exclaimed "Sugoi (cool)!!!! Twins!!!!"  I tried to explain that not only were Jonce and I not twins, but that I was 4 years younger than him.  They had a difficult time believing me and thought that Jonce looked like a guy who should already be drunk.  Apparently I wasn't the only person that thought Jonce looked like a hobo. 

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I proceeded to lead everyone down to my lab and explain the work that I do here.  Remember...I do more than just blog and travel.  It was a pretty bad nerd out session.  I tried to keep it brief because I started to see drool pools forming from the less interested individuals. 

We had a reprieve from walking as we were able to catch a bus from AIST East to Tsukuba Center.  Once there we took care of some serious business; eating, shopping, banking.  Later that night we made some tako yaki (fried octopus balls) on the 9th floor, which is becoming quite the tradition for visitors. 

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Katie taking the captain's chair on the tako yaki.

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Even Jonce cooked up a batch for everyone.  Look at this brotherly bonding!  Just think, we used to fight everyday of our lives...but not anymore, we had become civilized. 

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Oh ya, now I remember what it was like.  By the way, it may look like I'm getting "taken to school" but I was just wearing him down and waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

It was an excellent, low key evening for mom and Joe's final night in Japan.  The next day Jonce and I would take them to the airport and return to Tsukuba for more shenanigans.  

Stay tuned for the next post:  "Thanksgiving in Japan!"  --> Post # 50!

-Seth

W&G Day 3: Tokyo Crash Course

I know all too well that my mom and Joe are early risers.  In fact, there was one particular incident that will forever live in infamy.  While visiting Farmington during my freshman year in college I pulled into the driveway late one night (or early depending on perspective).  I saw Joe making coffee through the front window..."NOOOOO!"  I had narrowly escaped this confrontation on the previous two nights, but I finally pushed it too far...my luck had run out.

I sat in my car for a second to come up with a strategy for my next move.  The way I saw it, I had two options.  1)  I could walk in, admit defeat, apologize for being so late, and walk to my room with my tail between my legs OR  2)  I could walk in, casually say hello, and walk back to my room before anything further could be discussed.  Admitting defeat seemed far less appealing so I opted for the casual/quick approach. 

As I strolled through the front door I saw Joe kicking back on a cup of joe in the kitchen.  I stole a quick glance his way and noticed a smirk on his face.  I think he was enjoying this.  Still smiling he said "Good morning!" in an almost sing song tone.  The set up was too perfect, I had to respond in kind.  I turned in the direction of my room and responded "Good night!" and went straight to bed.  Now every time we discuss staying up late, Joe cheerfully reminds me of that incident.  Well played, sir.   :)   

For day three of the Walker & Grenawalt's Japanese experience we hit up Tokyo early.  We caught the 7:50 rapid train to Tokyo, which just so happens to be one of the busiest trains of the day.  I was pleased to let everyone experience the sardine-like feeling as an endless flow of commuters packed the train.  Once we were in Tokyo, we energized with Starbucks and went to our first destination: Shibuya.

Shibuya- Busiest intersection in the world, quarky shops, Hachiko statue

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Mom and Joe standing outside of a Pachinko store (Japanese gambling).

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Standing in the "world's busiest intersection". 

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Once the travel plans for mom and Joe were set in stone, I asked my mother what she would like to do here.  Out of everything that Japan had to offer, her first response was to "...visit the Hachiko statue!" in Shibuya.  Hachiko was a dog that waited for his owner at Shibuya station everyday.  "Hachi" is famous for waiting for his master (who died at work) at the station everyday for 9 years.  He is an icon in Japan and his stuffed body is on display in the National Science Museum of Japan.  Mom and Joe's interest was peaked by the recent movie that came out with Richard Gere. You can watch the movie trailer by clicking here.

Zojoji Temple and Tokyo Tower
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Our next stop was the Tokyo Tower.  A huge bonus to visiting the Tower is taking a gander at the Zojoji Temple on the way. 

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We happened to pop our heads in the temple just as a Buddhist ceremony was starting.  I didn't think anybody had witnessed any eastern religious worshiping so we sat and watched for a little bit. 

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Tokyo Tower never looked so good. 

The visibility was astounding!  The endless sea of urban development made the group speechless.  We could even see Mt. Fuji in the distance.

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Jonce standing on the lookout window.  Kid tested, mother dis-approved. 

Ginza- High class shopping looking 
Ginza is considered one of the most luxurious shopping districts in the world.  After eating lunch at a Korean restaurant the men instinctively gave the women their respective spending allowances, set a meeting time, and hung out in the 4-story Apple store.  

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My mother has always had a difficult time expressing her emotions.

The girls had a great time shopping.  I know Katie Jean especially enjoyed some fashion inspiration for her dress making business, KT Jean Designs.  People were starting to get tired so we hopped on the Tsukuba Express and headed back to the Ninomiya House.

Late night shenanigans
Our "more experienced" party members went to bed fairly early; Tokyo has a way of taking it out of you.  However, us young-folk (Haines family included) decided to cut lose and go to karaoke.  I won't go into detail about the events that may or may not have transpired.  I will simply provide a single photo that sums it up pretty well...

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Well, I can't tell you exactly what time we finally made it to bed, but I'm 57% sure it was before Joe woke up for his morning coffee.

The next day was a good 'ol fashioned Thanksgiving.  More to come! Whooohooo!

-Seth

W&G Day 2 - Hoodha, Buddha, Foodha

Christmas came early this year.  Really early.  Like...'before Thanksgiving' early.  On the first morning of the Walkers & Grenawalts stay in Japan we celebrated Christmas with a small gift exchange.  Joe was fresh from a recent business trip to The Hague.  For the geographically challenged, like myself, it's located in The Netherlands.  I always think that The Hague = 'The Plague' = the 'Black Death', = the 'bubonic plague'.  So in my mind, The Hague is a terrible place with sick people and rats everywhere, like Somalia or Snooki's House.  (Note: if you don't know who 'Snooki" is, then click here.)   Anyway, Joe had purchased some big, furry, bubonic plague-free winter hats for the Katies.  Jonce and I also received winter hats.    

It was as if these hats emitted a potent laughing gas.  Placing them atop our heads induced an instant frenzy of laughter.  Joe was especially susceptible to this as he went into an uncontrollable laughing episode the instant these hats touched our domes.  

Following our mini-Christmas was a drive to the big Buddha.  Everyone is always completely awestruck at the magnitude of this statue. 

Having fun with the big guy.

The helicopter ride was really expensive, but totally worth it... ok, Ok, OK!  I lied.  Actually, I just took a photo of a photo... I think this gives an excellent perspective on the size of the statue.

We had the car for a little longer and it was lunch time.  Sushi anyone?!  We made our way back to Tsukuba to eat at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.  Eating at this type of restaurant is a must when visiting Japan.  Even if you aren't keen on raw fish, you can still fill your belly with all sorts of delicious dishes.  You can read a brief write up about the creation of this type of restaurant by clicking here.

Language barriers are not a problem when you can just grab any plate of sushi that passes by. 

After returning the car we took some time to relax at the Ninomiya house.  We scoped out the city from the 9th floor balcony and us young people made a quick trip to Doho park.  On the way, the Katies were discussing Riki-Tikki-Tavi for some reason when Jonce quickly disappeared from my periphery.  We all stopped to find him giggling on the ground.  He thought it would be a good idea to slam on his front brakes (front and rear brakes are opposite for Japanese and American bikes) as he rode over dead leaves.  The front tire locked up, the bike slid sideways, and he almost went over the handle bars.  As we gazed back at him, we all became paralyzed with laughter.  Jonce quickly picked up his bike (and his pride) and we continued on.  After the bike ride around the park we rested for a bit and got ready for dinner. 

That night we ate a flat iron grill restaurant which specializes in a dish called 'okonomiyaki' from Osaka.   

We decided to walk off some of dinner by heading to Tsukuba Center.  Christmas lights were already on display. 

Photo shoot by the increasingly famous Tsukuba Center stairs. 

The first full day went off without a hitch and the next day was going to be a big one.  As always, we had very ambitious plans for Tokyo so we were going to get an early start. 

Stay tuned for the next chapter!

-Seth

The End of the Drought: The Grenawalts and Walker's Arrival

I had lasted the drought.  It had been a month without my wife and over half a year since I had less than 6,000 miles between my family and me.  However, there was a storm brewing to the east.  Kate's arrival from her trip to the U.S. came just one day following my conference in South Korea.  Our reunion served as the perfect primer for the week.  Jonce, Katie Jean, Joe, and my mom were scheduled to land in Japan just three days after Kate.  Over the course of one week I planned on giving them a Japanese-culture crash course.  Yes....rain was coming....I looked up at the sky and I welcomed the downpour with open arms.

Kate and I were running to the International Arrivals area of Terminal 1 when I hear "Seth!" come from my left.  To my surprise I looked over to see an unkept, possibly homeless man sitting down against the wall.  How did this man know my name and how did he get in the airport?!  Well, upon further inspection it was Jonce...with one of the gnarliest beards I had ever seen.   Shortly after seeing Jonce, we noticed Katie Jean emerged from the crowd looking cheerful as always. 

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Lets get something straight, the whole reason why I grew a beard in the first place was for people to differentiate between Jonce and I more easily.  Now I have to get new glasses or something.  Plus, now I have beard envy!

Shortly thereafter we cruised over to Terminal 2 for my mom's flight arrival.  After a short while I watched Joe and my mother's face completely light up as they entered the arrival area.  Truly a hallmark moment.  When I asked my mother about her most memorable moment in Japan she said "Seeing you at the airport when we arrived and hugging you neck!"  There is a reason why countless movies capture this moment of arrival, it's magical...  So, after a brief reunion we made our way to the Japanese utility vehicle I rented for the big pickup. 

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Excited to be in Japan and in the rental car!  Plenty of room for everyone and their respective luggage. 

Everyone was in good spirits, which made it much easier to deal with my stupidity as I drove onto the toll road (wrong road) on the way to Tokyo (wrong direction).  800 yen and 30 minutes later we were back on the right route as it started to rain.  Here at the Hosting Enterprise of Rubberneckers Organized by Walkers in Japan (HEROW-Japan ...possibly the worst acronym ever) we slowly ease you into eastern cuisine.  So for their first meal I decided to introduce everyone to Japanese curry at Cocos.  

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Yay! I can't read anything, but there are pictures!

This style of curry is always a crowd pleaser.  In fact, Joe instantly feel in love with the pork cutlet curry.  Looking back on all of the food he tried while visiting, he said this was his favorite.  Everybody seemed to really enjoy the curry.  Katie Jean also had an octopus salad that she liked a lot. 

The rest of the rainy drive home was filled with lively conversation as we discussed our big week ahead of us.  Once we got back to the Ninomiya house I showed everyone around and made sure nobody went to bed before 9:00 to help with jet-lag.  It was raining, both literally and figuratively.  I was finally able to spend time with family and I was loving every minute of it.  

Christmas, Big Buddha, conveyor belt sushi, and shopping were on the itinerary for the next day. Much more to come!  

-Seth